Kylie's Top Ten Things Learned Today

Kylie had to stay home from school cause she has a cold in her eye (NO not pink eye) and will be back at school tomorrow. So as any good parents does you have to work around your conference calls and everything to stay home with your beautiful child. Well Kylie created a top ten list of things she learned today...



10. Banging on the sliding glass door and saying DA DA DA DA does not make Daddy come home sooner.

9. Just because Mac (The dog) eats your food (when you drop it on the floor) doesn't make it right for you to try his food. Especially when Mommy is on a conference call.

8. Hosting a Virtual Trade Show can be fun but my little help isn't always welcomed. Typing assadddffff is not something that makes Mommy happy while she is trying to work and type about Oasis of the Seas.

7. Chugging the juice in your sippy cup sometimes helps if the day gets stressful. So does eating Goldfish (why do only some of them get to smile?). Later to be replaced by coffee or Starbucks or chocolate.

6. Answering e-mails while your eating your lunch sometimes can get messy for the keyboard. Or it can make you very sleepy.

5. When Mommy is on a call, don't try to rip the phone off her ear and then say HI to whomever is on the other line. I highly don't suggest pressing the number keys either.

4. The Tupperware cabinet is a playground all in itself. Putting bowls on top of your head and the dogs head makes Mommy laugh (although she didn't get a picture)

3. Playing Peek a Boo with Mommy while she is working makes her smile :)

2. The dinging noise coming from Mommy's computer is not music and not something to clap along to. This means more emails are coming in. Mommy's computer may look like my play computer but it doesn't sing nursery rhymes.

1. Being with my Mommy for a entire day is the best medicine.